Posted by: various
This is Bob and Vic's 8th contri of the Best of the Fest, and it's time for The Fantasy Fest Song. I wrote this during the postponed Fantasy Fest in December of 2005, after Wilma kind of messed up the one in October. It's sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)... The Fantasy Fest Song (by Bobby the Beast) Butt cheeks busting through a flimsy thong Old broads ripping off their clothes Kegs and barrels being by the hour And folks dressed up like pimps and ho's. Everybody knows a boob job and some body paint Help to make the party bright Those good old boys with their giant sex toys Will find it hard in bed all night. They know that Mallory's on her way She wearing nothing on her hooha, hip hurray! And every horny guy is gonna spy To see some festive painted boobies...Supersized. And so I'm offering these vivid scenes Of girls from 18 to 92 (yes...92) Although they've been spread many times many ways We're still drooling it's true, Happy Fantasy Fest to you.
